Saturday, April 11, 2009
in Jerusalem
I am in Israel this Easter weekend, a more appropriate place is hard
to imagine. I am here for a panel discussion organised by the British
Council but this evening was spent wandering around the old city in
Jerusalem through narrow alleys lamp lit and cobble stoned paths. It
feels so special to be here, for all the obvious reasons- the importance
of this city to Muslims, Jews and Christians as well as just this sense
of all this place has been and meant to so many. I was fully expecting
the immigration experience at Tel Aviv airport to be a bloody nightmare.
Let’s be honest there are few times when being a Muslim male with a
Pakistani heritage, born in Pakistan albeit now with a British passport
is a USEFUL profile to have as a traveller but right now it downright
sucks. Those arrests in Britain, the general pervasive concern that
Pakistan seems to be an incubator for all sorts of extremists means that
to be honest if I was an Israeli airport official I’d be pretty
suspicious of someone like me. Someone like,me, not someone who is
actually me. Because I expected there to be some tough questions I took
the precaution of taking two Observer travel articles that had me on the
cover as well as my book. If that doesn’t prove who I am what the hell
will? In the end I was met by a lady as I got off the plane who asked a
few questions, I then reached passport control and the woman there asked
me some questions and she then pointed me to a room at the back where I
waited til a bloke called for me. He took me to another room, asked me
the purpose of my trip, what my job was, where I was staying and so on.
As it happened I had good answers for all that so he said all fine and
asked me to go back to the room and wait and then some time later
ANOTHER bloke asked me pretty much the same questions and I answered
them too and then he asked me to wait some more and then finally I got
my passport and everything was fine. In the end the whole thing took
around an hour longer than if I didn’t have a Pakistani name, birthplace
and heritage.
As I say, on the whole I am not massively upset by it. I honestly think
that everyone has a right to be careful who they are letting in and
that’s especially true in this country and I was never disrespected, the
questioning was never beyond appropriate and in the end I didn’t feel
hugely humilated. It would of course be nicer if I could have just
swanned past passport control like everyone else, but right now perhaps
that’s too much to ask for. The thing it did make me wonder was if I
wanted to come again to Israel just for a holiday would it be even
harder than this time which was for work? And the other thing it made me
wonder was what if anything someone like myself can do to demonstrate
that I’m not a security threat. I am lucky in having my articles and
book but if I was similarly well intentioned but without that sort of
visible evidence how could I show that I wasn’t worth hassling?
